Witty Quotes Haven: Funny Headlines

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Teenage girls often have babies fathered by men
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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
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Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Infertility unlikely to be passed on
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Actual Headline: Work after Death
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Child's death ruins couple's holiday
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Milk drinkers are turning to powder
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Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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Lack of brains hinders research
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New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
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Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
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How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores