21. |
You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. |
22. |
"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." |
23. |
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. |
24. |
You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. |
25. |
When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |