61. |
We're sorry, the phone number you have reached is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try your call again |
62. |
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know |
63. |
Caution: I drive like you do. |
64. |
Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes |
65. |
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?" |
66. |
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everybody else? |
67. |
Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool! |
68. |
I used to wonder what was so holy about a silent night, now I have a child. |
69. |
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build...targets |
70. |
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance |
71. |
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. |
72. |
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months |
73. |
If you're anything like me... and I know I am... |
74. |
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers. |
75. |
Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v Wade? A: He doesn't care how black people leave New Orleans.
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76. |
It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are? |
77. |
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. |
78. |
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. |
79. |
I told my wife she should treat me like a fine wine..... --- She locked me in a dark cellar.... |
80. |
In God we trust; all others must pay cash. |