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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. |
42. |
When there's a will, I want to be in it. |
43. |
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
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44. |
Are you part of the majority? If you say yes, then you are of the minority. |
45. |
What the hell do you mean, my birth certificate expired? |
46. |
Dictionary: the only place marrage comes before sex anymore |
47. |
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. |
48. |
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. |
49. |
Don't be so humble - you are not that great. |
50. |
We have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp object sticking out of his chest |
51. |
I can handle pain until it hurts. |
52. |
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. |
53. |
"Would anybody tell me if I was gettin'..... stupider?" --George W. Bush |
54. |
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window |
55. |
Recursive: adj. see Recursive |
56. |
This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast. |
57. |
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. |
58. |
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. |
59. |
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. |
60. |
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. |