41. |
Windows 2000: Designed for the Internet. The Internet: Designed for UNIX. |
42. |
A beowulf cluster of Cisco routers? Isn't that the Internet? |
43. |
:-) = I am happy - :^) = I am happy with my big nose - C:\> = I am happy with my OS |
44. |
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job. |
45. |
WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
46. |
I refuse to forfeit my freedoms for a little security- I login as root every time! |
47. |
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) |
48. |
I don't need to go outside, my CRT tan'll do me just fine. |
49. |
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. |
50. |
MCSE == Mentally Challenged Slave of the Empire. |
51. |
"Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." - Andrew Brown |
52. |
Network: An electronic means of allowing more than one person at a time to corrupt, trash, and otherwise cause permanent damage to useful information. |
53. |
Linux: Where do you want to GO... Oh, wait, I'm already there! |
54. |
Microsoft Rule #3: GUI standards are no longer necessary. Shiny objects are always user-friendly. |
55. |
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. |
56. |
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key |
57. |
Double your disk space - delete Windows! |
58. |
Did you know that..Some Dreamcast games use Microsoft's Windows CE as their operating system! |
59. |
Open Source is the guillotine, Linux is the blade; IBM gives it weight and Apple sharpens it. |
60. |
Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS |