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Power, n.: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA. |
62. |
Nothing needs reforming as much as other people's habits |
63. |
the Five Stages of Acquisition: Infatuation, Justification, Appropriation, Obsession, and Resale |
64. |
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin |
65. |
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. |
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The new childcare-screening legislation sends a powerful message to Americans: If you want to harass children, get your own, as no parent-screening legislation will be in the works anytime soon. |
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The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field. There is progress. |