Witty Quotes Haven: Church Bulletin

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21.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
22.
"Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."
23.
"There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."
24.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing service will be discontinued until further notice.
25.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
26.
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
27.
The third verse of 'Blessed Assurance' will be sung without musical accomplishment.