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Notice In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. |
42. |
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake. |
43. |
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people. |
44. |
Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry. |
45. |
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master. |
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. |
47. |
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. |
48. |
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
49. |
If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church. |
50. |
You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.
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51. |
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move. |
52. |
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. |
53. |
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner. |
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War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography. -- Ambrose Bierce |
55. |
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. |
56. |
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!! |
57. |
Actual Headline: Prostitutes Appeal to Pope |
58. |
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. |
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life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while |
60. |
Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. |