21. |
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. |
22. |
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. |
23. |
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. |
24. |
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources |
25. |
books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke |
26. |
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. |
27. |
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. |
28. |
Answering Machine Saying: Sorry I can’t get to the phone right now because my girlfriend and I are doing our favorite thing together. Personally I like doing it up and down, while she likes doing it side-to-side r-e-a-l slow... So I’ll get back to you when we finish brushing our teeth. |
29. |
If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice? |
30. |
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. |
31. |
I intend to live forever, or die trying. |
32. |
Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out. |
33. |
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. |
34. |
Actual Headline: Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use |
35. |
Anything you say will be held against you. ... "tits" |
36. |
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. |
37. |
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. |
38. |
To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target |
39. |
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404. |
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989 |