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happy birthday quotes
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Many many happy returns of the day
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May the best of your past be the best of your future. |
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Happy birthday |
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. |
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. |
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. |
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And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. |
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. |
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once |
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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. |
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top quotes
Below we have the top quotes as they were voted on by the visitors of witty-quotes.com.
- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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